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[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

Didn't know he was also the PM of Australia

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 76 points 1 week ago

You fackin weebs'll read all your fackin mangas in Vinnie Jones's voice and you'll fackin like it

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 42 points 1 week ago

He was, but...

I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author.

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Eyyyyy, howya dune? (lemmy.world)

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16909773

Only works if you pronounce "dune" like "doon", but I'm not going to let pronunciation get in the way of a good pun

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 163 points 1 week ago

Don't pretend you didn't become obsessed with whatever cool new slang was flavour of the month when you were a child

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 73 points 2 weeks ago

Unless it's actually a pair of them then no, and if some mod says otherwise then I don't want to use their children's internet

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 210 points 2 weeks ago

Don't censor the word tits ya fucking prude!

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 70 points 1 month ago

You could tell me that half of those are real streaming services that only exist in the USA and I'd believe you

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submitted 1 month ago by FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee to c/askuk@feddit.uk

Lavatory paper, toilet tissue, bog roll, bumwad, arse wipe, shit tickets; we all need it but I can't find a good one for a reasonable price.

Obviously I don't want the tracing paper you get in a public toilet, but it seems a waste to pay for the quadruple-velvet perfume-soaked premium nonsense. Supermarket own brand is soft enough but tends to fall apart. Who Gives A Crap is environmentally friendly but their basic stuff disintegrates immediately and their premium stuff is even more expensive than the fancy Andrex.

And no, there's no room for a bidet.

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Do any of them know what the word "liberal" actually means?

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 50 points 2 months ago

They don't all have to be shots of spirits, adjust your drink based on how smashed you're planning on getting. I played shot chess a few years ago, the pawns were beer, the other pieces were different drinks increasing in strength up to the king which was absinthe.

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 31 points 2 months ago

Bullied by L'Academie for not respecting the French language, I'm sure

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 58 points 2 months ago

Thanks for doodling over the letters U and C for me OP, my delicate eyes almost saw a naughty word!

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 49 points 2 months ago

gms/kg

That doesn't look right

lb

Ugh, at least I've heard of that

quart

Was this chart made by a mediaeval apothecary?

cylinder

Alright, what the fuck‽

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 74 points 2 months ago

Having driven on that magic roundabout as well as the one in Swindon I can tell you that most minds can't comprehend them

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