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[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 58 points 3 months ago

Thanks for doodling over the letters U and C for me OP, my delicate eyes almost saw a naughty word!

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 19 points 3 months ago

OP, The ~~CU~~NT

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 25 points 3 months ago

When you try to violate the laws of physics...

You don't break them; THEY BREAK YOU.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

STOP You've violated the law!

Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 points 3 months ago

You can be a pathetic weak little baby or you can be a warrior. The choice is yours.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

[when all you did was put a fork back on the table after the physics engine's weird physics made it fall on the floor]

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 months ago

No border, no nation, no gravitation!

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago
[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

We should build a movement. One without friction

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

No levitation without representation

[-] all4one@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 months ago

"The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Orbital mechanics 101

[-] RiQuY@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So many fonts and sizes at the same time, org-mode vibes.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just remember, Mom says it isn't really levitating or flying if you can't do it straight up off the ground! Jumping off a high place doesn't count, and nobody's impressed, so don't even bother.

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago

You just have to avoid hitting the ground...

[-] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law.

-- Bugs Bunny

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah but those laws keep me safe.

[-] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

They’re also the thing that’s going to kill you.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Ooohhh that's true...

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Levitating makes my feet itch.

[-] vale@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

The laws of physics? What are you, a narc?

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

This is soulism

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

If this an advert for psychedelics?

[-] mobius_slip@beehaw.org 1 points 3 months ago

"Mage: The Ascension" be like

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

break all the laws of physics you want, but you aren't convincing anyone with that monstrosity. Hire a graphics designer.

this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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