spittingimage

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[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

A photo of a woman wearing a mix of lingerie and plate armour.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Good and uncommon advice here.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like a fun game. Humans draw the short straw in terms of starting ability though, don't we?

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I am advised by legal counsel to say no.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I had wild rabbit at a restaurant where the chef cooked meat he hunted himself. It had a really strong flavour I couldn't quite name. I could see other people enjoying it, but not me personally.

There was a sign that warned diners to watch out for free prizes (shotgun pellets). I didn't come across any, but I was wary of chewing too hard in case I did.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Need your professional opinion on something: what's the best way to undermine the 12ft curtain wall protecting my enemy's fortress?

My great-grandfather was a stone mason. My office happens to be inside a (non-military) wall he built.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

My experience with Mint: "Guess I should research a solution for that minor annoyance - oh, they fixed it in an update."

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Seems like we're getting what we wanted.

I hope this isn't a monkey's paw wish.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't mimes lose their devilish powers if they speak?

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I've been dumber, but that was when I felt smarter.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Please don't talk to the crowd in Trumpian style.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unless it's the photo flash on the priest's phone, go right ahead!

 

Especially if the sinners still need their punishment?

 

Either all at once, or over a lifetime?

 

My position is that it's a snack and husband tax must be paid. My wife is arguing that it's a meal or occupies some third food space and it's entirely hers. Who's right, court of Lemmy?

 

To explain what I mean, I think you can level up a cooking style. For example, pasta. At level 1, you're boiling dried pasta and adding sauce out of a jar. At level 1, you add your own spices. Level 3, switch to fresh pasta. Level 4, make your own sauce. And finally at level 5, make the pasta from scratch.

So with BBQ, I guess level 1 would be cooking the meat so it's neither burnt nor underdone. Maybe level 2 is mixing different meats/cuts that have different heat/time requirements and cooking well. Further levels = ?

 

Picture this: you're working in a large open-plan office and you need to send a message to Steve at the other end of the room. You pull out your messenger handgun, dictate your message (because you paid for the voice recognition feature) and let it engrave your words on a bullet. Then you simply fire it at the target mounted above Steve's cube!

Fast, attention-getting and simple. It's the perfect system.

 

I'm sharing this because any reduction in unnecessary packaging waste is good for the planet - and because I think laser-etching avocados is funny. 🙂

 

I followed a Jaime Oliver recipe for curry, which started with grating onion, ginger and garlic. I liked the curry, but grating an onion is a miserable job. He said that technique unlocked the onion's 'sweetness'. How much difference do you think I'd notice if I used a food processor?

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/13601128

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8027175

'Reef stars' restored Indonesia's blast-damaged corals in just 4 years

 

I noticed that one of the monitors in the loom control room had "SKIN?" written on it in the dust that covered it. It seemed pretty mysterious and I was sure it was a detail that was going to be important, but it never came up as far as I noticed. Any theories as to what it's about?

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