spittingimage

joined 2 years ago
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You're not a good person, but I kind of respect you.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Closed.

Your average closet monster is restricted by the size of the closet. Can you imagine what size closet monster could lurk in an ensuite?

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I've worked with two people who were homeschooled. Both were smart, but well behind in their social development. And just very odd, off-putting people. When one of them wanted your attention, he'd just stand there silently waiting for you to notice him. Sometimes you'd turn around and there he was. The other proudly announced in a staff meeting that he was going to appear in a porn movie.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Someone like RFK would be given the job of co-ordinating it.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My problems. It's not that I'm the strong, stoic type - because I'm not. But talking about them makes me feel sad all over again.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (5 children)

You seem like a fun guy. I bet your co-workers look forward to spending hours in your company every day.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

You would have loved computing in 1980.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We need to standardise English, and we need to accept the US won in spelling.

You mean the US showed up to a fight no-one wanted, handed around medals and went home, while everyone else was still wondering what the loud tourists were shouting about.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

But, the receiver can pay $80,000 -100,000+ just for the organ.

Not the default situation, worldwide.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I did but then the sorcerer changed the whole situation with his bullshit!

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

This is why I'm respeccing as a rogue this week.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

But isn't it a beautiful dream?

 

Damage by weapon rating instead of making a separate damage roll. Yes or no?

 

Especially if the sinners still need their punishment?

 

Either all at once, or over a lifetime?

 

My position is that it's a snack and husband tax must be paid. My wife is arguing that it's a meal or occupies some third food space and it's entirely hers. Who's right, court of Lemmy?

 

To explain what I mean, I think you can level up a cooking style. For example, pasta. At level 1, you're boiling dried pasta and adding sauce out of a jar. At level 1, you add your own spices. Level 3, switch to fresh pasta. Level 4, make your own sauce. And finally at level 5, make the pasta from scratch.

So with BBQ, I guess level 1 would be cooking the meat so it's neither burnt nor underdone. Maybe level 2 is mixing different meats/cuts that have different heat/time requirements and cooking well. Further levels = ?

 

Picture this: you're working in a large open-plan office and you need to send a message to Steve at the other end of the room. You pull out your messenger handgun, dictate your message (because you paid for the voice recognition feature) and let it engrave your words on a bullet. Then you simply fire it at the target mounted above Steve's cube!

Fast, attention-getting and simple. It's the perfect system.

 

I'm sharing this because any reduction in unnecessary packaging waste is good for the planet - and because I think laser-etching avocados is funny. 🙂

 

I followed a Jaime Oliver recipe for curry, which started with grating onion, ginger and garlic. I liked the curry, but grating an onion is a miserable job. He said that technique unlocked the onion's 'sweetness'. How much difference do you think I'd notice if I used a food processor?

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