Yeah, Emily, let that sink in.
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How about a NSFW tag?!? I was eating, then next thing I know that disgusting face is on my screen!!
Sorry I forrgott
LMAO
I been kinda wondering if anybody was ever gonna pull that one...
vagina licked
Wait, what?
Like, just shove my tongue in there or...?
Are you sure you don't want me to go just a little north of that?
I was with one woman who totally preferred licking the hole instead of the clit. 🤷🏻♂️
Dude, the pussy maw has got lots of nerve endings.
Teasing the Sarrlac with your tongue is a great way to be a cunning linguist. Alternate between smacking the hooded bandit like you're DJing a squelchy techno set.
Going down on my girlfriend in about 20min before bed. I will now never not see the sarrlac. Also, for you morons thinking to just lick the clit, ASK. girls know what feels good and will tell you.
Enjoy your sarrlac
the pussy maw
Speaking of retired gifs. Perfection. I truly LOL'd.
Guys, I think I can clear this up. I went to public school, so I know that the clitoris is where you pee from and the vagina is where babies grow. I hope that helps!
Babies grow on the vagina? Well I’ll be.
Like berries
Berries grow on the vagina!? 🤯
Dated a woman that could have vaginal orgasms. LOTS of them. EASILY. Felt like I kicked in some kinda cheat mode.
When we first got together I was tacky enough to count one night. Crashed out after 12 earth shattering kabooms. "Well. That's something you don't see every day."
Either Meredith doesn't even know where the clitoris is, or she just likes things a bit different than most women I've ever been with. 🤷♂️
I'll see myself out now.
I've been with somebody who preferred that I keep my tongue below her clit. That being said, we eventually figured out that the primary pleasure action was my comically large nose stimulating her while I was eating her out, so idk if that counts. I did basically die laughing when we found out; I had bullies in highschool that used to call me dildoface, and I guess they were eventually proven correct
Turns out the bullies were your wingmen all along!
Reminds me of an oldie dirty joke: a bastard is a guy who pokes her all night with a 2 inch penis and then kisses her goodbye with a 5 inch tongue.
Man, if only I had a tool like a 5 inch tongue. I wouldn't even be married, just spread my gift to all the ladies.
Well God didn't gift me with a long tongue Meredith.
Thankfully he compensated