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[–] Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Notch? The guy who codes in java?

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's just short for JavaScript, isn't it?

[–] Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 days ago

Java is actually twice faster cause the name is twice shorter