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Supermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spotted (www.independent.co.uk)

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[-] I_Am_Jacks_____@lemmings.world 47 points 1 year ago

I hope you get to choose. One outcome seems better than the other.

[-] Lizardon@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago

I mean, the outcomes are not mutually exclusive.

[-] ProfessorZhu@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Ah this is what happened to that old man in the first clerks movie

[-] Drusas@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

One of the best movies ever. So New Jersey.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Death by snu snu?

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