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Fox news trying to explain github. (programming.dev)
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[–] artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply

[–] frezik@midwest.social 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Write it

cut it

paste it

save it

load it

check it

quick, rewrite it

Plug it

play it

burn it

rip it

drag it

drop it

zip

unzip it

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

whip it good

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

break yo mommas back

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

GitHub likes girls but she knows I'd commit it

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Could be a trusty rump bone

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Will Riker enters the chat.