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Download festival rockers told to take off smartwatches after moshpits spark emergency alerts
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2025
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I don't see guns on that list.
I also don't see cow heads. There's no rule stopping you from slaughtering a cow, decapitating it, and then bringing the still blood dripping head of a cow. Not that anyone WOULD do that. But, ya know......there's no rule.
Safety trainers say "these rules were written in blood."
That one definitely would be.