this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] sockman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, isn't it normal to eat a whole sleeve of Oreos and throw up on your mother's bed?

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Whoa are you the sus guy

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

My parents would never allow that, but among my excesses in college: pulling all nighters with a package of double stuffed and a 2L bottle of Mountain Dew. Now I feel nauseous even thinking about it, and my heart probably wouldn’t hold out