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Mark “Markiplier” Fischbach, who – though I must confess I had never heard of before writing this piece–

Wow, what a different life the author must lead than every single person I know

And here I thought the voter age brackets were proof enough

He's a good lad

Too little too late, babe

I was thinking "burning"

"An on fire ship" feels distinctly like a child saying "timesing the numbers" instead of "multiplying the numbers"

an on fire ship

if only we had a better word for when something was on fire

He got an STD on Epstein island and lied to his wife when he spread it to her

Life of Pi (2012)

I don't like his content but I really respect his position in the ecosystem, which is essentially an off-ramp for otherwise right wing podcast bros who only respond to dunking-as-rhetoric Andrew Tate types

W Femtanyl

I agree with the article, but "won't someone think of the LED jugglers" is probably not what I would've opened with

Quitting Reddit is a far cry from "living off the grid" lmao