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Depends what kind of goon you want to be. A hired sword by the king? A highway man looking for a mark? A goon who patrols the docks? A made man from New Jersey? A cyber splater punk with a neon mohawk?
I'm leaning towards a patrol the docks job, I live in a port city so that makes the most sense.
Alright I got a job for ya, there's a load of guns coming in this week from down south, be there and bust up Luck Dan Bongo's crew and snatch those guns kid.
Got it boss! I'm just gonna have a few drinks down at Donny's Tavern first to make sure I'm good and relaxed when I do to do the job.
Crusher, what did I tell you about being drunk on the job??
Sorry boss, it's just we always be in bars, what else am I supposed to do? There ain't much else to do in bars.