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How does one get a job as a goon or a thug? (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 weeks ago by SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

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I'm a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don't see any posting on Indeed.

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[–] D61@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago

Go to the local speak-easy.

Insult the guy who asks for the passphrase until they send out their goon to rough you up.

Prove your mettle in melee combat, then ask for a job.