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I'm a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don't see any posting on Indeed.

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[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I tried walking to the docks but got stopped by a police officer who asked for my ID. Apparently you need a Longshoreman's certification to hang aroudn the the docks now.

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

“The fuck do I need a longshoreman’s certification for? I’m a-LONG the SHORE ain’t I?”