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[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This one hasn't passed yet, when it does it'll bring whole new levels of mockery.

[–] kerntucky@infosec.pub 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

OMG, seriously?

"This bill authorizes the President to enter into negotiations with the government of Denmark to purchase or otherwise acquire Greenland. The bill also renames Greenland as Red, White, and Blueland."

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Ah yes, let's piss off the counties that have strategic importance