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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

[–] remon@ani.social 38 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] moody@lemmings.world 11 points 1 month ago

These guys were THIRSTY!

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If only there was a vegan alternative.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

you may not have any of my flower semen.

edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece

[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Veganism implies consent.

Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?

[–] Captain_Baka@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

[–] RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Taking a bath in style

[–] JustARaccoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

There are online marketplaces for it.