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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

We all know serving sizes are a lie. Here's another one. You're browsing the hair dye aisle because you have more grey than actual colour these days and it takes you awhile before you finally make a hopefully rightful choice. End result is NEVER what is indicated on the box.

What are some other lies we are told?

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

How big the chip packet is compared to how many chips there actually are.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The size of Ice creams are laughable too now.

I switched to cheese cake and haven't looked back

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

The look on people's faces (in commercials) when they get into a new car.

Sure it's cool, but not euphoric.

[–] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

That’s the same as β€˜people eating salad’ face in ads

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

OMG yes!!!!

It's fucking lettuce Janet. Calm your tits love.

[–] Eagle@aussie.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

There is so much chewing involved in salad eating.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago

I've gotten into new cars and my first reaction is puzzlement. What the fuck are all these buttons for.

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The Twelve Apostles along the great ocean road is an egregious lie. I demand a refund.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

Give us your bank details. I'll refund you.

[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

How good a maccas burger looks on tv and how big it is but in reality they're super small.

Also the perfect basket of french fries.

Nope, didn't get that either.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

I said the same thing to Spinny!

My burgers come out huge yet the burger places burgers look like someone has run over them.

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

Any fries are perfect fries (okay except the soggy kind)

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The menu picture vs what actually comes out!

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

Yes. Those ads with the latest burger some cunt's tryna flog looks like a mountain with lashings of bacon. When you get it, there's 2 scrawny bits and looks like it's been slam dunked into the bag.