useless_modern_god

🇮🇹🔥Woohoo let the games begin!🔥🇮🇹

❄️🏂🎿🏔️⛷️🥇🥈🥉

🍻 cheers. I’m trying DHC Twilight Hazy IPA which is from a Japanese brewery near Mt Fuji. It’s very malty for an IPA. I purchased it at Sessions bottle shop in Box Hill. They have a vast range of Japanese beers.

What they didn’t have is a Thai spirit called Mekhong. It’s really a rum type spirit. If anyone can turn me on to a supplier I will be your best friend.

In case anyone was wondering, Bunnings do in fact, stock ladies underwear. Be the first to review!

lol no I’ve been around longer than that. I just had a giggle at your story yesterday 🙂

AMPLIFON !

You really fell for her ❤️

It’s funny you mention that because I got really into piercings in the 90’s. and had jewelry EVERYWHERE on my body.

I think I subconsciously deal with some trauma by jumping headlong into my fears in an extreme manner.

So anyway, back to the story.

I enjoyed climbing as a youth, as most of us do. I was alone at a park and decided to climb to the top bar of a swing set, make my way to the chains holding the swing seat, and shimmy back down the chain. Brilliant.

Except, the black plastic seats are held to the chain with a type of “s” shaped hook.

When I slid down the chain, that hook embedded itself into my nether region and I ended up sort of hanging there; impaled..

Oh shit. Adrenaline kicked in and I had to climb back up the chain to un-hook myself.

I knew something was seriously wrong but I was alone and proceeded to walk home while holding my bike. There was no way I was going to sit on a bike seat and ride.

Mum freaked out (and rightly so) and drove me to hospital where I received several stitches. No permanent damage, but the story continues to make people sick in the stomach many years later 😀

Enjoy your weekend!

It was a NSFW situation involving chain and a hook and many stitches🫥

I will eat any style. With gusto!

Thanks for that. 👍