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FYI , IMAX Odyssey tix go on sale today. Also interesting is, the 6 PM opening weekend time slot are already sold out from a one year ago.

Beef and egg sandwich thanks

Why can’t we have a cat?

Thanks for the offer but, yeah it’s a butterflied leg that I simply left too long in the slow cooker. In a kebab it will be camouflaged but yeah it’s a bit crumbly and dry.

The lamb is overcooked. Fuck.

Show us your pussy

Nice one. Any birthday plans?

Oooh happy birthday! Where those from?

French vanilla ice cream with Vegemite caramel swirled through and a long black. please and thank you.

Boozy lunch at Daphne.

Recommend!

Oh you’re a Gemini?

I just tried an espresso martini chocolate from Koko Black. It’s a chocolate with vodka, ground coffee and espresso liqueur inside. It’s orgasmic. 🙂