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I mix with chopped celery, hard boiled egg and mayo. Slap it in some bread for a sammich.

I just had that for lunch. Wild.

A very attractive police woman complemented my vehicle last night during a booze bus stop. File under: “Community engagement”

Gondor calls..Consider me alerted

Ok thanks.

What’s the alert thing?

It’s the night of the year 11 formal and there’s pregame at my place. I’m hiding my beer.

Yeah it’s all due to a big gas powered boiler running a hydronic system on both levels of the house. The heated floors are fucking sweet but there’s obviously a financial shockwave that comes round a couple times a year haha.

Oh man that gas bill killing me.

“Close Enough For Jazz”

Carne asada, guac, and pico de gallo. That’s it.