Back down the beach for some Unkaos today..
Behold, Fijian clubbing weapons and a mask or whatever it is that have been in the cupboard for decades.

they do sort of look like they'd hurt.
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Back down the beach for some Unkaos today..
Behold, Fijian clubbing weapons and a mask or whatever it is that have been in the cupboard for decades.

they do sort of look like they'd hurt.
I reckon I played cricket with the one on the left with some Polynesian kids years ago.
Research 'war hammer' sometime - those spikes are deadly.
those are cool , they totes belong on a wall in a grand hall or the library
The best pizza shop in town was closed today. I'm hoping it's just temporary because there have been no updates and nowhere else comesc close
Ahhh, thank you for reminding me to look into the closure of a place nearby! However I'm sure it was because it was an exxy place that I've never seen full and while good, not worth the $$$$
This is like the best pizza in town. They didn't do much on social media and I'm not sure how things were run behind the scenes either
I love Sacred 2
Finally fixed the memory leak issue with a community patch. Runs like a dream, and now I can run around saying nonsensical shit like "I'm no snow white!" while slaying 30 kobolds for their heads. Yesss
Oh! I used to love Sacred um...20 years ago. Or is this a diff thing?
Sacred is probably the first game, I have that too but never played it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_(video_game)
That's it. Was a ๐ดโโ ๏ธon horrid ex's machine. Oh well...
my first batch of waffles evah
these ones are made with milk so I can't taste them, I'm bringing them to the young seagoons

These look amazing! Looking forward to hearing about the Seagoon Safe Waffle Adventures!
Yummo!
Thanks. They look ok and they are cooked . ๐๐ง๐I'm going to serve with cream and fresh berries
What waffle maker did you get? Ours makes skinny floopy wastrels
Doing up a roast of rolled shoulder of pork - with roasted veg and some hot buttered leeks. Because it's Wednesday and why not. Kitchen smells amazing. Should be done by about 8 ish.
Yummo! I did a mini roast pork and it turned out so yum!
Pork is so underrated, and done right it's freakin delicious. Mine turned out well, but the onions burned a bit too much and have to be composted. The hot buttered leeks were perfeck with the pork. And I now have meat already cooked for ramen, pasta and sammos for the rest of the week.
One of the males in this house is letting off deadlies in their sleep. I'm suffocating.
Took today off.
The load has gotten too heavy so I just wanted a breather before going back to normalacy.
perfect day to sit on a heated blanket with a cat playing games.
Hey, it's a scary thing, even if it probably isn't
For sure.
It's just the accumulation I think. Too much by myself. It'll pass in time. It always does.
gonna get me an aldi welder. View these eyebrows while I still got 'em, folks.
Managed to finally fix the sump pump feeding the water tanks yesterday.
I had no idea what I was doing.
I is almost now smort and an expert in headscratching, swearing and savlon application.
can't learn something if you know how to do it
I'm halfway through pump shenanigans. Need to install the starter capacitor and silicone up the erosion through the motor casing. Then probably buy a new pump anyway.
I ate some marshmallows and now i feel a bit yech
Happy World Lasagne Day!
I bought 25 cans of triple chilli tuna today. The man likes to take them for lunch and sometimes they are not there at Aldi but today they were.
I just had that for lunch. Wild.
What did you have it with?
I mix with chopped celery, hard boiled egg and mayo. Slap it in some bread for a sammich.
Sounds good.
Today I removed AI from gmail. Again. Every time it updates it's switched on again.
they must have pushed an update or saw stocks slump, it's all over our goddamn gsheets.
They keep asking me to upgrade to Gemini on every Google app
Gemini has made asking Android Auto to do anything an absolute nightmare.
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crumpets with honey please
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Fried chicken and waffles with hot maple syzzurp and butter please
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Chicken salad and tea please chef.
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thanks chef! you da bestest!
Big ups to the nice and apologetic train driver on the mernda line last night.
Our public transit operators are some real class acts.