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[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Spent the afternoon having to remind myself that Other Adults are responsible for regulating Their Own Responses, it is Not My Responsibility. And BIG EMOTIONS were being had today.

Fuck the wine, I'm going straight for the vodka. Regulate that.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Meep. Lottie the saurus and I are in the same corner.

[โ€“] mertn22@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I hope you are feeling better after a few. Vodka here is regulated to 75mL or 1 litre. Other countries sell it by the gallon.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Results came back.

All is well :)

That was an unpleasant experience.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

hugs, the waiting itself can be so stressful

happy you are well ๐Ÿ˜Š now give fluffybutt a big hug ๐Ÿ˜ธ

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Yay yay, so glad to hear!

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Great aunt flexing on seagoon :)

Decided to pull some of her beach combing stuff out and think about displaying it. She was a spinster, teacher and hit the beach every day in Warrnambool, very kind woman. I remember packing all of this away when she passed many moons ago as a kid.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh wow, this is a beautiful ( and valuable ) collection. The necklace looks like a real traditional rare First Australian necklace. It may be very old. They all deserve to be displayed. ๐Ÿ˜Š

and thanks for showing it all to us. ๐Ÿ˜ฝ

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Still going through great aunt's shit

I would like to know the story behind these:

Something tells me don't ask.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

those are really old, like over 100 years old

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Hopefully it involved a safe word.

Maybe she was keeping a prisoner in the back shed.

Previous comment was that she was a teacher - probably confiscated from a pupil ... well, we can hope.

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Itโ€™s the night of the year 11 formal and thereโ€™s pregame at my place. Iโ€™m hiding my beer.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Iโ€™m hiding my beer

Give it less than a year they'll find it.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I feed my cats the brand Fussy Cat.

It's best quality. Today they decided it's not good enough.

Is there a cat food called Fussy Bastard

[โ€“] mertn22@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Cole's tinned tuna chunks in brine go down really well with my cat. Cheaper by the tin than cat food. Mostly she just gets quality kibble for a balanced diet. The maggies eat probably a 1/3 of that.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I get a couple brands - some purina, some applaws, some fussy cat, etc. A box of each. Mix them up and alternate. Keeps them off guard

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I do same!!

they just fussy bastards

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

My partner's cats get raw kangaroo mince too. Does it get fancier than just meat?

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kibble only until they realise just how lucky they usually are. They will not starve.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ted is still Chomk , Bill has become Fine Boi

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Today I bought 3 antiques from the opshop, an ink bottle from about 1900 and 2 Czech glass necklaces from the 1930s, a simple opal glass festoon and a crystal beads on silk. all up, $15-

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Burning shit today:

Always pretty.

Still have eyebrows so that's positive. CO~2~ in the atmosphere not so much.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Is it even a proper burnoff if you don't either singe the eyebrows or end up with a visit from the fire brigade?

I would't worry about the CO2 from it too much, if you used it as mulched or composted it the same amount of CO2 would be released, just over a bit longer timeframe. The small particle polution on the other hand, that can be a bit of a problem. Although only really in aggregate with lots of people doing it.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lol was thinking at the time fark this is such a lost marshmallow opportunity.

Next time!

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And spuds & sweet potatoes wrapped in tinfoil and baked in the ashes.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Nice beams!

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Still on holiday. Have been pretty active and social the last few days so having a quiet life thinking and reading day. And some phone admin to completely separate work and personal stuff on my phone. It's nice to do little things and tick unkaos boxes

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Might get my results today. We'll see.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

It's super late.

Good night everyone, sweet dreams. ๐Ÿ˜ฝ

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh man that gas bill killing me.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ducted heating? Open plan house?

Yeah itโ€™s all due to a big gas powered boiler running a hydronic system on both levels of the house. The heated floors are fucking sweet but thereโ€™s obviously a financial shockwave that comes round a couple times a year haha.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Shopping is complete: new glasses picked up, plus a few things from NQR and Shepp cannery outlet. Hopefully this means I can avoid having to do any further in person shopping for at least a couple of months.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I need a walk down the beach.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A crรจme brulee please.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐Ÿฎ

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Choccy cake and hot milk please chef.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅ›

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

๐ŸŸก๐ŸฅŸ

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

24 hours in of listening to the biography of John Le Carre. I am starting to have opinions. 4 hours to go, then the scathing review will commence.

he is no Graham Greene, never was , he isn't even Holly Martins