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charlie kirk admits he doesnt know how to wipe his doodoo butthole (hexbear.net)
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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 57 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Does…. Does Charlie Kirk not wash his hands?

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 39 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you kidding? Touching another man's hand is obviously gay, just like washing your butthole. The safest thing to do is never touch your hands together and absolutely under no circumstances can you wash your butthole.

No rules about not scratching your butthole though, that's just what the good lord intended we do with our hands after all.

[–] prole@hexbear.net 22 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If God didn't want me to put it up in there and wiggle it around a little, why'd he make my finger fit so well?

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 28 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

THIS IS MY HOLE, IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago

We really need that sicko emoji because I'd be posting it non-stop.