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[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wtf is with the order of that list?

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dicapriophile. Sub 25 age

Ephebephile. 16-14 age

Hebephile. 14-11 age

Pedophile. Sub 11 age

There it's in ABC order

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alphabetical order is also decending order whaaaaaaaaaat 🤯

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

It's been a long time since I was in a statistics class but, if my math is right, there's a ~4.1667% chance of that happening randomly.

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago

Alphabetizing a list of items whose sole characteristic is numerical wouldn’t have been my first response.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I thought dicapriophile is at the end cause its clearly a joke about Leo lol

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Also DiCapriophile doesn't make sense for the joke they're making. That would be someone that's into DiCaprio, not who he's into.