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[alt text: a screenshot of a pair of tweets. The first tweet, by @lottyburns, says: "You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets $100,000. Are you taking it?". The reply tweet by @FreyjaErlings, says: "This is called, 'having a job'."]

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[–] remington@beehaw.org 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Story time!

My brother worked, as a salesperson, for one of the largest textile companies in the world for 13 years. And he did it all from home (i.e. telecommuting). Rarely ever saw or spoke to his "boss"....very close to being self-employed.

Then another textile company (very large competitor) offered him a similar position....similar in every way except for pay.

First year guaranteed $250,000 (he is almost one third through)

Second year guaranteed $500,000.

Third year guaranteed $1,500,000.

Neither him nor his boss knows what will happen after that...they've kept it open.

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lucky man! Sounds like the dream gig. So your brother will be personally funding beehaw beginning next year, right?

[–] remington@beehaw.org 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So your brother will be personally funding beehaw beginning next year, right?

LOL...But seriously, if I asked him, then he would gladly make a donation. This gig happened to a relatively good person. He is a generous, kind and loving person.

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

haha well good to know we have at least one well-to-do guy in our back pocket in the case of an emergency! Your bro sounds like real one bee heart emoji

[–] remington@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago

I'm proud to be his brother, yes.