It's always wild to me that my son (2 years old) has more functional pockets (front, and back) in his entire wardrobe than my wife does. This kid's only every day carry loadout is a fist full of cheerios and boogers.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

gotta put the boogeros somewhere

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

investing all my crypto stonks in boogers

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

The booger boys are going to run this town once they pull that rug.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

Buy $BOOGR now!

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

I keep mine in my nose

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

fist full of cheerios and boogers.

okay this line is straight gas

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

You can hear this fire single off his debut album, "Straight outta Pampers."