Please dont make this a fashion struggle session i just wanted people to chuckle with me
And what will women put in their cavernous pockets? That's right, the full writings of comrade Mao Zedong
this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2025
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All pockets will come pre filled with the little red book
Make em JNCOs and we can carry the big red book!
It's always wild to me that my son (2 years old) has more functional pockets (front, and back) in his entire wardrobe than my wife does. This kid's only every day carry loadout is a fist full of cheerios and boogers.
gotta put the boogeros somewhere
investing all my crypto stonks in boogers
The booger boys are going to run this town once they pull that rug.
Buy $BOOGR now!
I keep mine in my nose
fist full of cheerios and boogers.
okay this line is straight gas
You can hear this fire single off his debut album, "Straight outta Pampers."
Cargo pants are the communistest pants and only libs disagree
JEANS!
DRESSES!
SKIRTS!
WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BECAUSE WE CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING PUT IT SOMEWHERE!
Wait are there really folks here who disagree with eliminating the gender pocket size disparity?
No i dont think so but idk you never know
Everyone should have large pockets for fitting outdoor cats and stacking stones
if women's pants have real pockets and they put things in their pockets, then I won't be able to 
their body shape
If women have real pockets then what fucking good would men be, no longer needed to carry keys and phones and shit
I, for one, agree with eliminating the gender pocket size disparity by removing all pockets. What could you possible need pockets for, hoarding grain?
Why would you need pockets if you don't own private property???? Read theory
might be more likely to be a fight about how caring about fashion at all is bourgeois decadence and 
and the pockets will be so big that you can fit all three volumes of capital in them
Seize the means of pants storage!
you makin' me a angry with this picture NOT SHOWING JEAN POCKETS
Chuds say women chose this because it's fashion. Seriously???
FUCK JEANS
Anyone says you can fit a short king in those pockets know you have an enemy for life
