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Coalition of the REJECTED
We love the Strait, don't we? The beautiful Strait of Hormuz. Hor-muz! If I was a boat, I'd pass right through - right through that beautiful strait! We all would, wouldn't we folks?
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From Middle East Spectator on Telegram:
BREAKING: The IRGC Aerospace Force will intensify its offensive operations starting tonight
An informed official announced to Fars News that a significant increase in the operational capabilities of the IRGC will take place.
'In order to counter the savagery of Trump and the White House, the IRGC will increase the volume of its drone operations by up to 20%. The use of ultra-heavy and strategic missiles will also double, increasing by 100%.'
I'm not fully caught up, but I saw this take from the Middle_East_Spectator:
[Quoting Spokesman of the Iranian Armed Forces General Staff:] Countries that have not provided space and facilities to the U.S. and the Zionist regime have not been our targets so far, and will not be targeted in the future.'
This line implies it's only about the countries that Iran has denied attacking from the start.
Azerbaijan, Oman, Turkey.
Edit: Adding an update from MES
spoiler
So what happened? Here's my own theory:
Two days ago, Iran struck Azerbaijan (according to Aliyev). Aliyev then says Iran must apologize or face retaliation.
The IRGC at the time already denied the strike, saying it was not carried out by them.
Today, after detecting signs of an imminent Azerbaijani attack, President Pezeshkian issued this statement of 'apology' to reassure Azerbaijan that Iran will not strike neighbourly countries (like itself) unless facing attacks from them.
The Armed Forces Spokesman quickly confirmed and repeated this, and also added that this refers to countries 'we have not attacked AND will not attack' (again reiterating that Iran did not strike Azerbaijan). This is clearly not about the Gulf, because we took responsibility for those strikes.
Pezeshkian's wording was confusing and should have been better. But it was regarding Azerbaijan, NOT the Persian Gulf states.
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DEATH AND AGONY AND DESPAIR
TL;DR: The Senate's saddest zionist ogre has a Bolsonaro-esque affinity for collecting mental illnesses and is probably going to kill himself soon.
Also, he's addicted to ruining his kids' birthdays:
In March, Fetterman suddenly took an early-morning trip to Hartford, Connecticut, without telling his team why — leaving them at a loss for what to tell Gisele when she demanded to know why he was missing one of their kids’ birthdays. Fetterman objected to this characterization, saying to me, “I took a weekend trip in March to visit the grave site of my friend from grad school who died in 1993 — a trip my staff and family knew about.”
It's almost October — last chance to get your predictions in!
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