Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder
Sasuke
i'm taking some pleasure in knowing that this year's eurovision has passed us by, and i've yet to hear a single snippet of any of the songs or learn any of the artist's names - and that includes the bargain bin harry style clone the norwegian broadcaster has been shoving in our faces since the national selection
death to israel

and the pockets will be so big that you can fit all three volumes of capital in them
but he still has so many illnesses to collect...
watching the lighthouse for the first time. only five minutes in, and we already have pissing and farting
Had a very good and detailed conversation with my friend President Putin. I thanked him for sharing the latest developments on Ukraine. We also reviewed the progress in our bilateral agenda, and reaffirmed our commitment to further deepen the India-Russia Special and Privileged Strategic Partnership. I look forward to hosting President Putin in India later this year.
capitalists are not trying to solve any of those problems, they're just looking for a magic machine that can replace workers
i have no ass and i must sneeze (out of my ass)
probably no viginia either...








it's a fart powered bike, not a regular bike. the angles work different when farts are involved. i can't believe i have to explain this in a fartpunk thread 🙄