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FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart. The FDA said no shrimp that tested positive has entered the US food supply. [CW: shrimp] (ghostarchive.org)
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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Ughhhh how am I supposed to be Shrimpman now!?

Just when you think you're about to become a superhero the man steps in and takes it away!

Actually... Wait a sec... If I bite the radioactive shrimp does it gain the superpower? Does it become manshrimp!?

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If I bite the radioactive shrimp does it gain the superpower?

only if you've had an x-ray that day

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Ahhh, then we're both radioactive! Now I just need to get the shrimp to bite me while I'm biting it and I can be its sidekick! Manshrimp and Shrimpboy!

...Slightly old Shrimpboy lol

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

who up fusing into a human-shrimp ouroboros party-parrot-science