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So if I stab Penis Drager, can I use his own words as defence in court? Because he seems like he is permitting me to kill him.
You'd have to put God on trial, really
Perfect! Subpoena God to appear in court. Should settle things pretty fucking easily.
Default judgment for the plaintiff, since the defendant wouldn't appear.
I think PenisDragger might have to be my next uname.