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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Pauletta? No, not Denzel Washington! Denzel Paddington, the concierge of the neighboring tower.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Would a gaped butthole suffice?