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[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I saw Kanye West at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Take the picture anyway, there's always a chance he'll fly off the handle and hit you or something, then you can sue him. At the very least you get some pictures of angry Kanye, which could be funny. He doesn't deserve respect.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Kanye is a piece of fucking shit. You should have told him he's a piece of fucking shit, then beat his ass if he got tough with you. And if you lost you could sue his dumb ass. Lesson learned motherfucker.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember I was a Kanye fan for about a week when I first heard Stronger. I thought the rapping was dumb, but the beat was awesome, enough to excuse the halfhearted lyrics. Then someone introduced me to Daft Punk, and I learned that everything I liked about Kanye's song was everything he wasn't involved with.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

IMO he's a super talented producer, even if some of his samples are recognizable if you listen to the original songs. But he should never have been allowed in front of a microphone.

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Check out Sophie Straat, her lyrics are in Dutch but unfathomably based

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Given Kanye's uh... totally insane and ongoing multi year psychotic break... I'm going with 'lucky to be alive'.

The timestamp here is like a few months before he went off the rails... and/or his meds:

https://www.billboard.com/lists/kanye-west-hate-speech-consequences-timeline/

About a week after this timestamp, Kanye did a surprise appearance at the BET awards, praised P Diddy (oh no) for influencing many of his life decisions (ooooh no), and also said he'd been 'legally dead for a year'.

https://pagesix.com/2022/06/27/kanye-west-makes-surprise-bet-awards-2022-appearance-to-honor-diddy/

I guess by 'praised P Diddy' I more mean 'blamed him for setting him up with Kim'.

He started the whole 'white lives matter' thing in october, and was divorced from Kim by november.

In December he went on to Infowars with Alex Jones. 'I lovveeeee Hitlerrrrrr!!!!'. While also basically wearing the same thing as he wore at the BET appearance, about a week after this post.

... If this is real, this dude saw something akin to a ghost, like, Kanye, but Kanye's not there anymore, man.

Like literally at the apex of chapter one of the insanity/villain arc.

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Kanye is kinda chill nowadays for like half of the year or more. he apologised for everything and blamed his bipolar disorder for what happened. but people say his music is still shitty

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/jan/26/kanye-west-takes-out-full-page-ad-apologising-for-antisemitic-behaviour-and-denying-he-is-a-nazi-ye

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Good for him if true. Let's hope he keeps up whatever he's doing to stay "kinda chill" (I assume it's "taking his meds").

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Honestly did not know that and hope's doing better.

Maybe he can just like... try to relax for... a couple of years...

‘legally dead for a year’.

the hell. you mean i gotta stop ripping off that douglas adams joke now (about people taking a year off dead for tax purposes) nazis ruin everything good i am not ceding that to them

[–] texture@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

one time quinton terrintino cut me off on a sidewalk and then gave me a winkgun to apologize and i scoffed at him in the nastiest way i could manage. that shit felt gooood.

[–] leagman1@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guy prolly knew you'd write his name like that

[–] texture@lemmy.world 0 points 19 hours ago

and i'll do it again!

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You should've put him in a chokehold and not let him out until he promised you the lead in Kill Bill Volume 3

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

4chan poster not beating the nazi allegations

[–] turdas@suppo.fi 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The post is from 2022 so there's a good chance this happened before Kanye went overtly nuts.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

At that point, he had already publicly endorsed Trump several times.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Maybe anon slipped in a "yo man you should check out 4chan on the internet sometime"

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why you do that to Pauletta?

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Pauletta? No, not Denzel Washington! Denzel Paddington, the concierge of the neighboring tower.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Would a gaped butthole suffice?