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Judge Orders Everyone to Know This Piece of Shit from Covington, Not Seattle (theneedling.com)
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This week a Seattle judge who ordered the man that threw a rock at an endangered monk seal return to Hawaii for court also ordered the general public to know this piece of shit is from Covington, not Seattle.

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[–] calliope@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 18 hours ago

Lytvynchuk is listed as the president of IL Logistics, Inc., a Seattle based logistics company, according to a filing with the Washington Utilities and Transportation Commission.

https://www.newsweek.com/who-is-igor-lytvynchuk-tourist-accused-throwing-rock-endangered-seal-11949378?trk=public_post_comment-text