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[–] runwaylights@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Oh look, it's another left turn

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Unlike the human race which has a right hairpin turn every 80 years.

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today -5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

You try keeping a car moving the right direction at 180 mph in a race where the to 5 are usually below a .5 delta. Report back to us with your great success.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Formula drivers do this, and turn right.

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today 1 points 12 minutes ago

You mean they are top 200 drivers and not the top 20 in F1?!!!!!

Absolutely worthless to watch. Why do these fucks even get air time!!!?!?

FYI NASCAR does road races, it's pretty close to v8 supercars. But you didn't give a fuck either way.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Just watching the cameras gives me a better appreciation, and I'm not a fan of nascar

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today 1 points 10 minutes ago

The tv around it is terrible, but I always love a thread filled with zero track experience mouthing off 🤷‍♂️