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Oh look, it's another left turn
Unlike the human race which has a right hairpin turn every 80 years.
You try keeping a car moving the right direction at 180 mph in a race where the to 5 are usually below a .5 delta. Report back to us with your great success.
Formula drivers do this, and turn right.
You mean they are top 200 drivers and not the top 20 in F1?!!!!!
Absolutely worthless to watch. Why do these fucks even get air time!!!?!?
FYI NASCAR does road races, it's pretty close to v8 supercars. But you didn't give a fuck either way.
Just watching the cameras gives me a better appreciation, and I'm not a fan of nascar
The tv around it is terrible, but I always love a thread filled with zero track experience mouthing off 🤷♂️