There are so many races...
Indianapolis, Daytona, The Iditarod, The Kentucky Derby, Formula Uhn...
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There are so many races...
Indianapolis, Daytona, The Iditarod, The Kentucky Derby, Formula Uhn...
Motto for my city's marathon this year was "One city, one race".
I don't think they thought through all the possible implications of that...
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Race: New Yorker
Imagine if that one marathon event was literally the only race in the entire city for a year, lol
Oh look, it's another left turn
Unlike the human race which has a right hairpin turn every 80 years.
You try keeping a car moving the right direction at 180 mph in a race where the to 5 are usually below a .5 delta. Report back to us with your great success.
Formula drivers do this, and turn right.