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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 25 minutes ago* (last edited 24 minutes ago)

There are so many races...

Indianapolis, Daytona, The Iditarod, The Kentucky Derby, Formula Uhn...

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 5 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Motto for my city's marathon this year was "One city, one race".

I don't think they thought through all the possible implications of that...

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 26 minutes ago

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Race: New Yorker

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 5 hours ago

Imagine if that one marathon event was literally the only race in the entire city for a year, lol

[–] runwaylights@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Oh look, it's another left turn

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Unlike the human race which has a right hairpin turn every 80 years.

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today -3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You try keeping a car moving the right direction at 180 mph in a race where the to 5 are usually below a .5 delta. Report back to us with your great success.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 27 minutes ago

Formula drivers do this, and turn right.