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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

No one who consumes malort is happy.

[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Right up until that Malort makes it past the gums. Or the writers get their hands on him.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How does one get malort outside of the US?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Burn some rubber bands and used ~~adhesive bandages~~ condoms and mix them with some vodka and a little bit of potpourri.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I really need this as a bookmark

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I found it just sitting on ground outside. Best day of my life.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Best day OUR lives, comrade.

You can take high quality photos of this for the rest of the fediverse and all, become our new God. I've been looking for a new Nicole/violet

My phone is 12 years old, that picture is the best I can do. Also, godhood is not my bag, I struggle with taking a compliment, being a god would fucking wreck me.

I’ll try to get a better picture of it, though.