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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Tbh if my first time was a train of my bros all with the same chick, i'd probably remember them for a very long time even without a proper orgy. Though i'd probably remember them all for helping to defeat an eldritch sewer fiend anyways.

Still sounds like a stupid thing to put in a horror story about teenagers though..

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

What makes it bad is they're not teenagers. They're 11 year olds.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

😑 i thought they were like 14 or something....it makes even less sense now

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 0 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

"How could we remeber each other forever?"

"Oh I know, lets all do a childhood trauma!"