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[โ€“] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

What makes it bad is they're not teenagers. They're 11 year olds.

[โ€“] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

๐Ÿ˜‘ i thought they were like 14 or something....it makes even less sense now

[โ€“] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

"How could we remeber each other forever?"

"Oh I know, lets all do a childhood trauma!"