Laguardia got this comical sinkhole yesterday. They recently had the deadly plane-truck collision, too.
https://abc7ny.com/post/delta-regional-jets-collide-low-speeds-taxing-laguardia-airport/17921202/
Then there's Newark, which is constantly in the news for near misses and ATC problems. Plus, there was recently that plane-highway near-collision (as a plane was landing, it hit a highway streetlight and maybe even touched a truck on the way down
https://nj1015.com/newark-airport-near-miss/
https://www.npr.org/2025/05/22/g-s1-68333/newark-air-traffic-controller-atc
They're in the news so much for incidents/accidents. I get it. They're small, fucked-up airports under the most congested skies in the country. but come on, we've had some time to figure it out
Newark is the home of local fake news celebrity dan bongos.