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[–] Freeposity@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She wrote that 2038 is only 12 years away, and that "YOU and your classmates will be responsible for paying down the national debt."

Nevermind that Trump and the rest of the congressional Republicans increased the national debt by 3 trillion dollars already, fuck you kid for wanting something good for everyone instead of only wanting good stuff for the Epstein class.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun fact:

(Add 2 trillion to this pie... wait 3 trillion? No wait.. almost 4, Now? Well, add 4 trillion to this chart for the ole pedophile just for good measure...)

[–] crozilla@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That chart is pre-ballroom and Iran war, too.

[–] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip -1 points 3 weeks ago

Mere drops in the trillion dollars buckets