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RFK Jr. clears path for minors’ use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologists (www.avpress.com)

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 30 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

he has seen with dining with epstein on one or more photos. his other comment about the other month was about sperm of young men, or boys. he said sperm count was lower now than it was before, Looks like peter thiels rubbing off on him.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 27 points 20 hours ago

Looks like peter thiels rubbing off on him.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

When Kick Rock isn't rubbing off on him.

It's an endless stream of stupid old men with leathery skin rubbing on each other for some reason.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 14 hours ago

I hear he likes them underage. Some say that's statutory, but he says it's mandatory 🤢