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You missed Dr. No.
A Bond villain no less.
I'm still working on the list. He's on my list of Doctors to consider adding. I just didn't add him yet.
I'll give you the list of MY considerations.
CPT "Trapper" John Francis Xavier McIntyre
CPT Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
Doctor Amy Farrah Fowler
Doctor Dick Solomon
Doctor Frasier Winslow Crane
Doctor Galen "Doc" Adams
Doctor Heathcliff "Cliff" Huxtable
Doctor John Francis Xavier 'Trapper' McIntyre
Doctor Mantis Toboggan
Doctor Kelso?
Doctor Michaela "Mike" Quinn
Doctor Mrs. The Monarch
Doctor Nick?
Doctor No?
Doctor Princess?
Doctor R. Quincy
Doctor Simi
Doctor Beverly Crusher
Doctor Frasier Crane
Doctor John "J.D." Dorian
Doctor Niles Crane
Leonard Leakey Hofstadter Ph.D.
Mary Margaret Albright
Sheldon Lee Cooper B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., Sc.D.
Doc(k) Ellis pitched a no-hitter on acid
Dr. Julius Hibbert
Doctor Temperance “Bones” Brennan
Doc Savage
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Doctor Sleep
Dr. Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce
Dr. Abraham Van Helsing
Dr. Wellington Yueh
Dr. Caligari
Dr. Egon Spengler
Dr. Raymond Stantz
Dr. Peter Venkman
Dr. Charles Xavier
Dr. Fraiser Crane
Dr. Heathcliff “Cliff” Huxtable
Dr. Mindbender
Dr Who Dr Shipman
Dr Crippen
Dr Findlay
Dr and the Medics
Dr. Frank N. Furter