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When the good boy from Bumpkin County brings his goth girlfriend home for the 4th and she fucking loves harvesting crops.
Even a soulless heathen Satanic Goth isn't immune to the simple joy of driving a machine capable of moving a house.
A human is capable of moving a house brick by brick 🌈✨
But is he capable of laying a goth?
From which century
21st Century Agri-Goth Girl. She don't know how to weed, but she’s got some farm toys. Her daddy's a lazy middle class intellectual. Her mommy's on Valium, so ineffectual.
Ain’t life a mystery, yeah?