this_1_is_mine

joined 2 years ago
[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

Get rid of the chicken tax do a fucking good thing you hot stack of golden sprayed shit.....

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Being the one who emptied the entirely overfilled sharpener..... Taking a good solid 4 whacks on the bin to get it to clear out enough you could just shake the rest out ..... Totally not getting stared down the whole time by literally everyone in the room... During the totally exaggerated 3 minute long shake out. Then proceed to sharpen pencil. Don't forget to empty the sharpener again.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Isn't his hiring dei?

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have they got the loop long enough you don't end up I. A traffic jam.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'm just hoping they don't have to tow anything....

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Just hand out twizzlers for everything. Double points if you can bite the ends off and then jam it into the cup for the customer before handing it to them.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Take and fold lengthwise in half twice. Hold both ends and the give it 3to 5 twists so it now looks like a twizzler now ball it up and jam it somewhere as long as its some where tight. It won't tangle cause it already is. When you ready for them just pull them out they will untwist themselves generally.

It doesn't need to be tightly twisted just enough to hold it.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Its rough on rats in my ass.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Wanna know how to jam a set of headphones in any pocket or purse and not have them tangle? I'm not giving the way unless someone asks for it.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

job security.... hows the health plan?

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah have you seen lithium mining...... You think Exxon will do it safely? Cleanly?.....

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

"Every couple summers, me and a couple hunters, like to row in from the isle of astonishing mother fuckers...."

-Hail Mary Mallon

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