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RFK Jr. clears path for minors’ use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologists (www.avpress.com)

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

These idiots are going to poison themselves with e coli, while mainlining horse dewormer (which won't do anything for the e coli), all while high on psychedelics and cooking themselves in a sunbed. I'm sure that will leave a lovely corpse although I wouldn't want to be the one that has to clean that up.

Though by the sound of it it sounds like they're going to render themselves extinct within a generation.

Plague doctors would have laughed at them for being so unscientific.