Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
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submitted 6 days ago by thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Ground beef.

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[–] vrek@programming.dev 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis?

Still no fucking idea.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis, in hell ?

Still no god damned fucking idea

[–] titter@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Also if they didn't have legs, it's still idear