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Ground beef.

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[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes

No idea

[–] artifex@piefed.social 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis?

Still no fucking idea.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis, in hell ?

Still no god damned fucking idea

[–] titter@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Also if they didn't have legs, it's still idear

[–] titter@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Gotta be a bit redneck on the delivery. "No idear"

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago

What do you call a fish with no eye?

fsh

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want be he won't come.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Take it for a drag.

dammit i shoulda read the thread first

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

[–] HiTekRedNek@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

No no no.

Lean beef is a cow with THREE legs.

A cow with TWO legs is your mom.

[–] whyrat@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (4 children)

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

What do you call a cow who gives no milk?

An udder failure.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Mom.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

What do you call a guy with both legs cut off at the knee?

Neal.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

What do you call a cow who's been knighted?

Sir Loin.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

doesn't matter it ain't goin nowhere

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

What do you call a cow that had an abortion?

De-calfinated

[–] _aj@piefed.world 4 points 6 days ago

The expressions when I read these out are priceless.

[–] derek@infosec.pub 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What do you call ground beef during a flood?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] derek@infosec.pub 4 points 6 days ago

Good guess! But, no. You call 'em Bob.