Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 6 days ago by thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Ground beef.

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[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want be he won't come.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Take it for a drag.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

dammit i shoulda read the thread first