GiveOver

Hooray, you have better security than Apple, who won't let me use my own email because some idiot in Australia used it first.

Just spit it out already. Stop being weird and cryptic, we can't read your mind. What's wrong with this poster?

He couldn't have lied, that's a sin

Hi it's still broken on my machine. I've tried turning it off and on again

But make sure you get yourself into a nighttime pissing habit first, for the lolz

Maybe, but it's just not the same if you can plug your keyboard back in and fix it. CURSE YOU USB

I believe everybody should get a downvoted comment every now and then. Have a real opinion, people!

(I mean things like enjoying Nickelback or hating dogs. No bigotry)

I loved the PCs that had Ctrl + up as a shortcut to flip the monitor orientation. I think it was a Dell thing?

My favourite prank was to flip the screen upside down then unplug the keyboard. Good luck saving your work fuck face

Whoa, wrong way round! The daughters got him drunk on purpose so they could rape him and have his kids.

I'm married and happy and we've played Stardew Valley together. Sometimes I leave the house and it's possible my wife plays stardew while I'm not right next to her. Doesn't mean I'm broken and lonely. Jesus fucking Christ.

How did he keep track of her heart progression? That's the most impressive part to me. You'd have to be hovering round with the ring in your pocket for weeks

Wow I'm so glad hexbear refederated