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Almost 100 hours into Pathfinder Kingmaker since my last post . Most of things will be spoilers.
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Cascadia is now an officially recognized kingdom by the leaders of the neighboring countries. I have been crowned King and promised to rule for the benefit of the people. We are a thriving utopia compared to everywhere else. I have largely adopted the China policy of "trade with anyone, ignore what they do in their own lands, react harshly if they enter mine".I am a mediating force between two rival countries that have now chosen to enter into a three way alliance with me. I saved them both from a barbarian horde (literal barbarians, the class) led by the proclaimed reincarnation of a great hero. He was defeated, and is now my sworn brother who wanders and defends my lands with his tribe, striking back at those that manipulated him.
Hellknights entered my land to interrogate my subjects, and I promptly told them to return home. They did not, so I killed them by punching through their helmets.
Our kingdom not only has schools and a militia, but multiple libraries, teleportation circles in every town, goblin and kobold sanctuaries to protect the races others call 'lesser'. We are lovers of art and culture, but reject the Shelyn cult so obsessed with beauty as to lay claim to one of mine own companions. They, the beast god Lamashtu, and all other cults have been banished from my realm. Only Erastil and the people's folk religions remain.
The people have dubbed me "The King from Santa Monica", as I am a holy Aasimar who roams shirtless, has a blonde manbun and goatee, and who is fond of stretching and practicing karate moves in front of my council.
My subjects are so in awe of me, they know not what to do but vibrate in place. I am literally the main character.