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Headless chickens of Melbourne attend! Please stop calling with impossible requests to be done by 3 pm YESTERDAY. If you have an urgent request, please include all the appropriate information. Or I will hold your request until the information is provided. No I am not psychic, and I am not your accountant, and I do not know and should not know your personal financial information and situation. So I CAN'T GUESS WHAT YOU NEED rather than what you want.
/rant over (gimme brandy)
We have a few beloved sayings here. "Processes work, people are shit", "If everything is urgent, nothing is urgent" and the classic "Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine".