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Fuck their fucking mosquito gain of function research bullshit!
They should be sentenced to exsanguination for their crimes.
Yeah, why in God's name was that a good idea?
Wouldn't it be cool if on of the most lethal killers and disease vectors was absolutely invincible and could not be stopped?
Why not give them acid saliva and razor feet while we're at it?