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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 95 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

Oh wait till you find out about how modern cars are mining your data, including facial recognition and reporting of you are having sex in the car! And the best part it’s all unregulated! Govt can simply buy the info for tracking even your Phone would be jealous of!

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 points 21 minutes ago

At least send me the footage for my onlyFans

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

As someone who makes that software that does this, we can't even figure out how to properly handle the data we actually want, like analytics to see if anyone actually uses the auto feature on your air conditioner. Nobody actually cares if you have sex in your car. Besides you're on Lemmy we know your aren't having sex.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Sad accuracy noises

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Why is it all in the terms of service? Also there have there been numerous data leaks. The sex thing is from a specific manufacturer m’s TOS, but nonetheless

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I love it when the government finds out when I have sex. It's so romantic – just me, her, and the CIA.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

It depends, if it out of the country it’s you, her, and the CIA, if it’s inside the US, it’s you, her, and the NSA

[–] Rijunox@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Sounds like a song title "it’s you, her, and the CIA"

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 hours ago

Sounds like something chef would sing.

[–] knexcar@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

It’s a party in the CIA

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Don't know which one I prefer as a cuck tbh

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Never been happier to have a base model car from 2012

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Never been happier to have a car that can't even be sold in the US because it can't connect to any form of network.

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 19 points 19 hours ago

Somebody forgot all previous instructions and dropped those straight facts.